Sadie: Mommy, the me-mote is in TIME OUT!
Me: Oh, and why is that?
Sadie: TIME OUT, me-mote! No hitting!
Me: You think it's the remote's fault that it hit Mommy?
Sadie: Yes. Me-mote, say you're sorry!!!!!
Sadie: Mommy, me-mote says sorry for hitting. I take it out of time out now.